My reaction when Buhari Asked NNPC to extend Search for Oil to the north

One billion what?

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So its not News that the Nigerian government asked the NNPC to search for crude oil in the Northern region. And the search will begin from Benue Trough.
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President Buhari
a.k.a Oil on water- Helon Habila
Legend of the seeker.

Here’s how I reacted to the story.

1. Seriously?

by the way, I’m the black guy.

2. My question sir. So when we find the oyel wells sir. Would we export more than our quota sir? or the North would do Ntor?

What is your hangu sir?

3. But wait a minute. What about the talk on reducing our dependence on oil sir?

Unlooking Sir?
Unlooking Sir?

…unlooking

4. Again sir, the price of oil is shaky sir. Do you still think this is a wise venture sir?

BuBu: We we emfloy the same stubborn strategy we used in refusing to float the Naira.
BuBu: We we emfloy the same stubborn strategy we used in refusing to float the Naira.

6. But on a serious note, does the president have any idea what the rest of the world is up to i.e Elon Musk?

Now that would be the million dollar question.
Now that should be the billion dollar question.

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